About 11 months ago, he offered me a job to come work with him as his personal assistant. I was flattered that he would offer me such a great position without ever seeing me in a comparable role. I obviously accepted with little hesitation and started my adventure across the US to settle into THE guest house on THE Santa Barbara Riviera.
Little did I know that my new adventure would not yield a destination but an ongoing journey of creativity, refining, freedom and endless laughter at my bosses expense. In days to come, I hope bring a smile to your face as I reminisce about the quirkiness of this incredibly normal man. :)
So to the days to come: May we laugh together, share in frustrations and forever be confused by the logic of United Airlines!
Cheers*
~Crystal

13 comments:
I sense sarcasm...
:)
you are THE bomb.
love you! :)
Crystal!!!! This post cracked me up! I love it. The attitude in your self portrait is just priceless!
xoxo
i will gladly take part in laughter at DJ's expense :)
Crystal... I live vicariously :)
can't wait to be amused!
Hahahahahahaha! I'm so amused by you! Will our little video appear on here maybe??? :-)
Can't wait to see you again. Tacos on me!
~Brienne
This is hilarious!
Ok, It's time to share with the group about the volleyball day and how THE boss thought it was going to rain and bailed on us:) lol
Too funny. This is a great idea. I'll be checking regularly! :)
HI Crystal welcome to the Blog World , and you are awsome.
Crystal.. YOU Rock! I was sad that i didn't get to meet you in Vegas!! Hopefully in the future... ;-)
Hi Crystal! I can't wait to read your stories. Where in Ohio? I'm in NE Ohio and it is cold and rainy here today!!
Crystal!! I love your new blog, I can't wait to read all your amusing stories... with just two posts it is already my new favorite sitcom.
I've just added this to iGoogle blog roll. This I can't wait to read!
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